Post by lazerith on Oct 27, 2005 16:11:53 GMT -5
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.
3. We need our space sometime's Give it to us
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes
around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's
just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help
us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we
would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but
we like yours better anyway.
23. Chest Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't
want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're
done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is
through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be
that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip
out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Now make a wish
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.
3. We need our space sometime's Give it to us
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes
around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's
just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help
us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we
would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but
we like yours better anyway.
23. Chest Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't
want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're
done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is
through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be
that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip
out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Now make a wish
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